Jesse Kelly is a Marine Corps combat veteran, former congressional candidate, husband, father, and professional troublemaker. He was born in the jungle and quickly abandoned. Luckily, he was found by a black panther (not the political kind) and a pack of wolves who raised him. Eventually, he was taken in by tiny green man with big ears who taught him how to use a lightsaber. Jesse has lived in Ohio, Montana, California (reluctantly), Arizona, Washington, D.C., and now he and his family call Texas home. He’s been on several nationally syndicated radio shows, Fox News, CNN, HLN, MSNBC and several podcasts you’ve never heard of. Jesse hopes you’re smart enough to believe only the true parts of this bio and also smart enough to laugh at his jokes and buy his merchandise. That’s all.