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Shrimp Trampi $14

Forget lemon garlic butter. This shrimp won’t be held back by bigoted Christian ideas of morality.

MS-13 Meatballs $17

Get ready for murder in your mouth. These meatballs will assault your taste buds in a way Swedish meatballs won’t.

Earth-first Bean Dip $9

Unlike other bean dips, we only use gasless beans so your flatulence won’t destroy the ozone.

Planned Parenthood platter $25

You may think you’ve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.

Pasta Union $197

Honestly, pretty low quality. But for $50 more you can have better. Promise.

Open Borders Soup and Salad $12

This is all served on one plate so everything just runs together. Very inclusive.