Shrimp Trampi $14
Forget lemon garlic butter. This shrimp won’t be held back by bigoted Christian ideas of morality.
MS-13 Meatballs $17
Get ready for murder in your mouth. These meatballs will assault your taste buds in a way Swedish meatballs won’t.
Earth-first Bean Dip $9
Unlike other bean dips, we only use gasless beans so your flatulence won’t destroy the ozone.
Planned Parenthood platter $25
You may think you’ve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.
Pasta Union $197
Honestly, pretty low quality. But for $50 more you can have better. Promise.
Open Borders Soup and Salad $12
This is all served on one plate so everything just runs together. Very inclusive.
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